Here is a list of quotes I like. Some of these are mine, many of them are by people whose success is unmatched.
What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is out gift to God - Anonymous (Found in Chapter 1 of "Love, Life and Elephants - An African Love Story" by Daphne Sheldrick)
Every word she writes is a lie, including 'and' and 'the' - Mary McCarthy on Lillian Hellman
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain - Lily Tomlin
A language is a dialect with an army and a navy - Max Weinreich
When it comes to linguistic form, Plato walks with the Macedonian swineherd, Confucius with the headhunting savage of Assam - Edward Sapir
Education is a wonderful thing, provided you always remember that nothing worth knowing can ever be taught. - Oscar Wilde
Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its pupils. -- Louis Hector Berlioz
The wonderful thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. -- Grace Murray Hopper
Immaturity is putting your right to an opinion before your duty to respect established fact. -- Shriphani Palakodety
Don't take life too seriously, no one's made it out alive. - Someone on slashdot.
Those who can do, those who can't sue. - Someone on slashdot.