Probability Trolls

In the not-too-distant past, I had the misfortune of being around probability trolls. Those who would exploit the bugs in the definition of probability to produce ridiculous answers to fermi-type problems.

Q. What is the probability that there is life on Uranus?

A. 0.5 – either there is life or there isn’t.

Q. What is the probability that the earth will be destroyed because of the LHC?

A. 0.5 – either it will be destroyed or it won’t.

And so on.

The source of this trolling is contained in the naive definition of probability :

P(A) = |E(A)|/|S|

And it pisses me off. But I guess that means that the troll’s mission has been accomplished.

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