I have Failed to……..

• Impress a bunch of liberal arts majors.
• Failed to prove to a bunch of liberal arts majors that I along with a million others will save the planet from imminent doom.
• Failed to make a liberal arts guy laugh. I can make most laugh at someone else.
• Failed to get them equal opportunity guys to look at even one link ( Google analytics is a handy tool )
• Failed to make it to a decent college and now the entire society around me will consider my few contribs as “invalid and a perfect joke”. The society I live in is full of paper tigers.
• Failed to get a few PE sums to work in < 8 secs.

And yeah, this is not intended to express views of my employer - Shriphani Palakodety and my benefactor - Shriphani Palakodety.

- by Shriphani Palakodety

P.S.: I am going to kick them liberal arts guys in the ballz.